Funny Unix commands

Hi folks, those commands may work differently in ksh but still
funny to read them.

>      Title:     UNIX
>      Funny Unix csh/sh commands:
>      ===========================
>      % cat "food in cans"
>      cat: can't open food in cans
>
>      % nice man woman
>      No manual entry for woman.
>
>      % rm God
>      rm: God nonexistent
>
>      % ar t God
>      ar: God does not exist
>
>      % ar r God
>      ar: creating God
>
>      % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
>      Unmatched ".
>
>      % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
>      Missing ].
>
>      % ^How did the sex change operation go?
>      ^ Modifier failed.
>
>      % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
>        would I have?
>      Too many ('s.
>
>      % make love
>      Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
>
>      % sleep with me
>      bad character
>
>      % got a light?
>      No match.
>
>      % man: why did you get a divorce?
>      man:: Too many arguments.
>
>      % !:say, what is saccharine?
>      Bad substitute.
>
>      % %blow
>      %blow: No such job.
>
>      /* not csh but sh */
>      $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
>      no sense in pretending!
>
>      $ drink       bottle: cannot open
>      opener: not found
> 
>      % make fire
>      Make:  Don't know how to make fire.  Stop.
>      % why not?
>      No match.
>
>      % [Where is my brain?
>      Missing ].
>
>      % ^How did the sex change operation go?
>      Bad substitute.