From - Fri Feb 23 16:53:42 1996
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: (Janine Goldstein)
Subject: computers and gender
Keywords: chuckle, sexual
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 96 19:30:04 EST
Lines: 41

I got this from a friend, who got it from a friend,...
I don't know who wrote it.


 Top 10 reasons computers are male
   10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
   9.  A better model is always just around the corner.
   8.  They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
   7.  It is always necessary to have a backup.
   6.  They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
   5.  The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
   4.  In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
   3.  The lights are on but nobody's home.
   2.  Big power surges knock them out for the night.
   1.  Size does matter
   Here's the quid pro quo:
   Top 10 reasons compilers must be female:
   10. Picky, picky, picky.
   9.  They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
   8.  Beauty is only shell deep.
   7.  When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
   6.  Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
   5.  Always turning simple statements into big productions.
   4.  Smalltalk is important.
   3.  You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
   2.  They make you take the garbage out.
   1.  Miss a period and they go wild

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